Pulling inspiration from the fact that schools are starting all over the place right now, I thought we could play a little game today.
You know how sometimes in a new class a teacher or professor would make you go around the room and say your name, something interesting about yourself and like...something you were excited to learn this year? And how that was the worst because you had severe social anxiety issues and also this was goddamned calculus and you were not excited to learn any of it?
And then it was your turn and you were all, "Umm my name is Lauren and I guess I'm excited to learn how to graph parabolas." And the teacher was all, "You should have learned that in Algebra a couple of years ago." And then you were all, "Yes, well..."
And the teacher was thankfully about to move on to the next student but then remembered you had not said anything interesting about yourself so because they were rotten they came back to you to complete your introduction and you got flustered and were like, "I don't know! I get strep throat a lot?!"
At which point the teacher moved on and in your head you were all "Oh good job LAUREN. Looks like yet another year with no boyfriends."
No? That was just me then?
Well anyway. We're totally going to do that today.
Because of how fun it is.
A sort of reintroduction if you will, since I've been blogging so irregularly with the pregnancy and the baby and the everything else.
Hi, I'm Lauren Rae. I'm 30 years old and have a 7 month old daughter named Fiona Violet. Here is a picture of her:
|He's not one for shirts.|