Me? Oh I'm excellent. Feeling pretty great today and yesterday and so for some reason I found it necessary to clean, among other things, all of the walls.
And then Ryan came home and was like "Wow nice, it looks great in here, are you teething?"
And I was like, "Teething? I don't think so... but why don't you come over here and stick your hand in my mouth and check?"
I think he meant nesting.
He's been losing his mind a bit lately. Take exhibit B into consideration for example:
So as he's clearly headed for the nuthouse if things continue in the same vein, I thought I would try to do something (keyword TRY) to ease his troubled mind, namely, write him a song. Or change the words of an already written song because writing a song from scratch is hard.
I decided on a masterpiece of a song written by Billy Joel. And thus it began:
**(good one Billy, I didn't have to change that at ALL)
OR if you are a fan of Jesse and The Rippers (and who is not) and are excited about them appearing on Jimmy Fallon this Friday. (SERIOUSLY THIS IS HAPPENING) then feel free instead to rewrite the first part of their song...you know..
If every word I said,
Could make you laugh
I'd talk Forever.