Ryan: You look like you're deep in thought right now.
Lauren: I'm definitely in thought, but I've just started this thinking session so I'm not quite deep yet. The thought waters are just licking my ankles.
Ryan: ::sigh:: I'm not even going to ask. I'm just not going to bite this time.
Lauren: There's nothing to bite. I'm not even fishing yet RYAN. I'm nowhere near deep enough. God you'd be the worst fisherman ever. You couldn't catch a trout if I threw one at your face.
Ryan: Sometimes I think I should just keep my mouth shut all the time.
Lauren: Yeah, sometimes I think that too. I'd get a heck of a lot more done if your fish lips weren't always flapping in the breeze. Wow I am really stuck on this maritime thing. I don't even remember what I was shallow in thought about before.
Ryan: If it helps you were muttering "Stab stab stab" when I walked in.
Lauren: OH! That does help.
Ryan: Ok fine, tell me.
Lauren: Well today when I was trying to think of something to post about I got bored so I started imagining what my life would be like if I suddenly got shrunk.
Ryan: How shrunk?
Lauren: Like six inches tall. And also very skinny. But still a little curvy too, you know?
Lauren: So anyway what happens is that I just wander about my office for a while wishing that when I was larger I had had the foresight to purchase a Barbie convertible for shrunken me to cruise about in.
Ryan: Is there a point to this story?
Lauren: Not really. So I'm lolling about, all thin but still curvy, bemoaning my lack of elegant transportation when I hear a whinny. AND I REMEMBER THAT I HAVE A HORSE.
Lauren: And so I waste the next couple of hours, before the battle begins, galloping around (sidesaddle because I am a lady) on Tiny Danza.
Ryan: Did you say before the battle begins?
Lauren: Oh yeah, there was a bit of a skirmish. You know Walter, my blue robot? Well he's mad I married him to a monkey one day when I was bored and my pez dispenser Belle is also not OVER THE MOON about the fact that I just betrothed her to an octopus even though she should be pleased as punch since she has no arms and the octopus has arms to spare.
Lauren: So I tried to settle the disputes like a fair and slender dictator but Walter started getting really worked up and I was all "Don't be so C3PO'd dude, you're going to overheat!" which turns out is a really off-color remark to make to a robot so we gathered our forces and went to war.
Ryan: This is so ridiculous.
Lauren: The bobble head dolls were on my side obviously, they are SUCH yes-men.
Lauren: Anyway, we all lined up and I was about to yell CHARGE! but then I realized I didn't have a weapon so Tiny and I cantered off to the kitchen where I grabbed a corn holder. And then it was all just STAB STAB STAB!!
|Walter and his Rag-Tag Gang.|
|My Loyal Companions.|
Lauren: Sadly, there were some casualties.
Ryan: I'm going to take a nap.
Lauren: The story's over anyway. Come on Tiny Danza, I'll put you to bed too, you've had a busy day today.
What would you do if you were tiny for a day Blogstalkers?