Win A Date With OJ

Holler At You Blogstalkers.

I spent this morning trying to think of a post idea and eventually was about to just give up and post lots of pictures of OJ since you all seem to love him so much when it hit me.  I definitely needed to do a dating profile for OJ since I really want him to find Mrs. OJ soon so that I can have a BFF #2 (with Vanessa still firmly ensconced in the BFF #1 role.)

So without further ado. (You are welcome for this OJ.)

 Name: OJ

Age: 28

Location: Dallas, TX

Interested in: Women

Occupation: Purveyor of delicious baked goods.  Or, alternatively, provides the world with hot buns.

Favorite drink: Over-the-phone-shots of whiskey with his best friend Ryan.

He loves cuddling, country music and tearing up the dance floor.  He has a beautiful singing voice and only one time in college kicked a traffic cone that turned out to be covering a fire hydrant and broke his foot.







He can not tie a bow tie, though this does not stop him from wearing them.

He has an impeccable sense of style.

Someone else must have tied his bow tie for him in this picture.

He has a black belt in karate and is very tough and serious.

See?

But he's not afraid to let loose when the mood strikes.

I hope the ability to climb up walls is not important to you, because he can not do that.

He likes fruit.

He also likes meat.  

Clip-On Bow Tie - Because as previously stated, he can not tie bow ties.

 He is working on his table manners.

He is an excellent skier though he is terrible at wakeboarding.  Can't do it at all.  Not even a little.

He enjoys visiting museums and practicing yoga.  Sometimes simultaneously.

He is six foot something and his head fits nicely into a pumpkin.

He has a sensitive side.

Sometimes he likes to just stand on a pier and think.

Or sit near the coast and contemplate life.

Or be alone with his thoughts in a meadow.

Or gaze out the porthole of a ship while dwelling on important notions.

He has a funny side too.  And a love-hate relationship with traffic cones apparently.

He's a very good best friend.

 And he's fantastic at hugs.  Plus this picture suggests that he might be into cougars.

He can cut a rug like no other.

Even if he's the only one on the dance floor.

I don't know for sure but it doesn't look like he's good at bowling.

The boy can sing.

The boy can seriously sing.  And again, might be into cougars. 

He's a triathlete.

And looks a lot like an Indian David Boreanaz.

One time he grew a mustache but he's promised not to do that again, so that's good.

 He is a veritable television star as he once was on an episode of Diners, Drive Ins and Dives.

He can jump really really high.

I guess there's not much else to say, so I'll just post one last picture.

 So that is that.  Anyone interested in being his other half and then also being second best friends with me?  It's like a two-for-one!

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