I spent this morning trying to think of a post idea and eventually was about to just give up and post lots of pictures of OJ since you all seem to love him so much when it hit me. I definitely needed to do a dating profile for OJ since I really want him to find Mrs. OJ soon so that I can have a BFF #2 (with Vanessa still firmly ensconced in the BFF #1 role.)
So without further ado. (You are welcome for this OJ.)
Location: Dallas, TX
Interested in: Women
Occupation: Purveyor of delicious baked goods. Or, alternatively, provides the world with hot buns.
Favorite drink: Over-the-phone-shots of whiskey with his best friend Ryan.
He loves cuddling, country music and tearing up the dance floor. He has a beautiful singing voice and only one time in college kicked a traffic cone that turned out to be covering a fire hydrant and broke his foot.
He can not tie a bow tie, though this does not stop him from wearing them.
|Someone else must have tied his bow tie for him in this picture.|
He has a black belt in karate and is very tough and serious.
He likes fruit.
|Clip-On Bow Tie - Because as previously stated, he can not tie bow ties.|
He is an excellent skier though he is terrible at wakeboarding. Can't do it at all. Not even a little.
Or sit near the coast and contemplate life.
Or gaze out the porthole of a ship while dwelling on important notions.
He has a funny side too. And a love-hate relationship with traffic cones apparently.
And he's fantastic at hugs. Plus this picture suggests that he might be into cougars.
He can cut a rug like no other.
One time he grew a mustache but he's promised not to do that again, so that's good.
He is a veritable television star as he once was on an episode of Diners, Drive Ins and Dives.
I guess there's not much else to say, so I'll just post one last picture.
So that is that. Anyone interested in being his other half and then also being second best friends with me? It's like a two-for-one!