This post is going to be super short since I am hosting Thanksgiving and I have three pies to make today completely from scratch as well as cranberry sauce and chicken stock for the matzo ball soup that Ryan requested for Thanksgiving even though that is not a Thanksgiving thing.
Matzo ball soup was actually his second request after I shot down "whatever tacos you think would go well with Thanksgiving."
So yesterday Ryan and I were lounging around watching last week's episode of Parks and Rec. At the end of the episode one of the characters makes the remark "Life is short, why be an accountant?" So Ryan of course started making fun of me for being an accountant.
Ryan: Haha that's like you. Lame.
Me: You should teach a class on clever insults. And anyway I am not an accountant any more, I am a sort of writer and a soon-to-be mother.
Ryan: Wait what?
Me: Relax. I'm not pregnant...yet. Although if you don't come around pretty soon I'm going to start circulating petitions. How many signatures would I need for you to consider a baby?
Ryan: I don't know 5,000?
Me: Interesting. How many signatures would I need for you to dress up as Santa Claus and walk around Chicago with me this December?
Ryan: Maybe 10,000?
Me: That seems backwards. And yet I'm intrigued. Challenge accepted!
Ryan: I'm not even worried. You are for sure going to fail.
So here's the thing Blogstalkers. I convinced Ryan that FB likes are the same thing as signatures. If I get 10,000 then he will dress up as Santa Claus and I will dress up as Mrs. Claus and we will walk around Chicago passing out candy canes.
|And my decolletage will be less stunning than this because of the children. And that is the only reason. (CREDIT HERE)|
|And they will LOVE it. (CREDIT HERE)|
If only I had a small child to dress like an elf...sigh...
So I've got to try to get this to work. 10,000 likes is...well...it's probably unattainable. But how wonderful would it be if it all worked out? I would take so many videos and pictures too for you all to see. So I'm going to update my Facebook status now. So friend me on Facebook and share my status and help me out? If for no other reason do it to see OJ in man tights.
|Believe me OJ, I know.|