Haha what? No. That doesn't sound like me. I shall have desserts for dinner and then Ryan and I shall go to Serendipity for desserts. And then on Friday we shall drive to the rehearsal dinner location. Guess who is staying with us Friday night?
So I'm sure I'll come away from New York with all sorts of stories for you.
But anyway, since I have quatrillion things to do today to get ready for this trip, this post is going to be a mini one. A brief conversation with my husband, in which we make up a new slang phrase.
Lauren: Aargh this is so annoying.
Ryan: Huh? Sorry what did you say? Something about an oink?
Lauren: No I did not say something about an oink you dummy. I said this is so annoying because someone finished the peanut butter and put it back in the cabinet so that when I made my grocery list yesterday I did not think we needed more peanut butter.
Ryan: Was that person you?
Lauren: I don't know Ryan, I don't remember everything I do.
Ryan: You might want to see a doctor about that.
Lauren: Seeing a doctor at this point is pretty much inevitable anyway because without peanut butter I can not eat an apple today and you know what they say..."No apples today and then the doctor comes."
Ryan: That is not the saying at all.
Lauren: Ugh why do you have to be so an oink all the time?
Lauren: It's your fault you know, if you were a better listener this never would have happened.
That's all for today Blogstalkers, and now I must go. Because you know what's really an oink? When one day before you leave for New York your husband wakes you up from a delightful dream in which you are sitting on a stool eating a lollipop and singing "Lollipop Lollipop Oh Lolly Lolly Lolly," and tells you that the pocket of his suit is torn and needs to be sewn and then you get into a small fight because apparently it is rude to shout "Why are you so bedraggled!?" out the window at your leaving-for-work-spouse when you go to find his suit to fix the pocket and notice that there is also a button missing from the jacket.
Anything an oink in your live right now?
Also I know I still owe all of you the 'Bird Rap' I wrote and mentioned in this post, but honestly I only wrote the first couple of stanzas for the bird funeral and I'm having a difficult time finishing it, so I need a couple of more days and a couple of more fits of inspiration before my rap is 100% complete.