Hey Blogstalkers! Remember when, as part of The Bloggess' Pony Advertising campaign, I acquired my own mini version of her Pony Danza and named him Tiny Danza?
Well this morning, I caught sweet lovable, only bit a chunk out of Ryan's thigh while he was sleeping ONE TIME, Tiny Danza doing something reprehensible.
BAD Tiny Danza!!!
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| This was probably a response to the fact that Ryan no longer lets Tiny Danza repose in the master suite with us in the evenings. |
I tried to get them on the rug, but then this happened.
I should explain at this point, that I was using dog food as a stand-in for miniature horse droppings. I tried using mini chocolate chips but then couldn't get a picture before I ate them all. My dogs and I really need to work on both our willpower and our propensity to chase the UPS dude - me because the realistic elf ears I ordered have still not come in the mail and them because he is driving down their street.
Later, as a reward for all three of my pets being so helpful in creating today's Mostly Wordless Wednesday, I spread a thick layer of peanut butter on Ryan's slipper and let them lick it off. I would have used toast instead of a slipper but they don't like toast and they do all enjoy a good gnaw on Ryan's slipper from time to time.
Have a good Wednesday Blogstalkers!
P.S. Has anyone else gotten about thirty annoying texts so far today from their significant other that just say things like "Survivor starts tonight!" and "Can you make chili to eat while we watch Survivor tonight?" Just me then?
P.P.S I'm still wading through the 110ish emails I received about a monthly Guest Contributor's spot here that I've received in the last week or so. Since they're still rolling in at a good pace, I'm going to give everyone until Friday at 5pm CST and then make my decisions over the weekend and announce on Monday. Forgive me if I haven't emailed you back, I will soon.
Have Ryan send me your phone number and I can help with his workload.
ReplyDeleteSurvivor starts tonight! I wish I had thought to put on a pot of chili to eat tonight while Survivor is on!
And Big Brother ends after that!
Haha we are so guilty of also watching Big Brother this season, like literally have never watched it before this, but it's sort of awesome. So yeah, pretty good night.
DeleteWho do you want to win?
I think Dan should win. He has played those people like a fiddle. Of course, some of the people are about as smart as a box of hair, but still...
DeleteIn general, I'm not in favor of veterans coming back to play against newbies because it seems like an unfair advantage. But I think Dan could play against 100 vets and the other 100 vets would still be out-numbered and out-manned.
Has anyone ever suggested that you're a genius, because if not the rest of the world must be seriously oblivious. Tiny horse poo in the slipper! Just . . . wow. I can't wait to hear Ryan's reaction to that. I swear. Genius.
ReplyDeleteAnd now is the time I must admit that I was given the idea by two different readers, so not 100% original. Do I have to give back my genius title now?
DeleteUgh! The internet ate my pithy comment! I was just going to tell you that I hope that Jeff Probst continues to host survivor in spite of having his own talk show, because he obviously enjoys watching the contestants being tortured. Also, Pirate Dog and I would like to wish you a Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day. I busted out my eye patch for the occasion. So. Um. Shiver me timbers, and pass the chili...arrrrrrrg.
ReplyDeleteThanks! Yesterday I googled pirate costumes for my dogs and then tried to figure out a way to get a couple over-nighted without astronomical shipping charges. ALAS, I was not successful. So I'm just making myself content with answering all of Ryan's one million texts with quips about walking the plank, etc.
DeleteI got so excited to see that you finally found Ryan a pair of slippers that I just skimmed through everything else. Congrats on ending the quest for man slippers!
ReplyDeleteP.S. Tiny Danza might need to go to miniature stuffed horse boot camp... Such unacceptable behavior!
Actually this is just one of his literally like 30 slippers. It was the one that looked the most worn though and so is obviously his favorite slipper, which is why I chose it.
DeleteI may or may not have texted my husband several times about the Survivor phenomenon happening tonight
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to lie, I'm kind of excited about it too!
DeleteI am so excited about Survivor tonight...I wish my husband shared my excitement. Maybe I can text with Ryan about it instead?? :)
ReplyDeleteGo right ahead. His number is....haha he'd kill me.
DeleteKill you for giving his phone number to random blogstalkers?? he's so sensitive. Geez. :)
DeleteTiny Danza needs to go stand in a corner!!!
ReplyDeleteUhmmmm I love you at least 30% more knowing you watch big brother. I don't know why it wouldn't let me comment on the comment where you were talking about big brother, but it had to be stated.
ReplyDeleteOOOOO...thanks for the reminder about the Survivor premiere. Even the chili sounds great!
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I did receive a text from my husband regarding Survivor starting tonight...
ReplyDeleteAlso, my name is Lauren Rea too. (ok, little different but close) Only just started reading your blog because you were mentioned on the bloggess and I'm greatly amused much ofthe time.
done rambling now.
Survivor and chili are on my list of favorite things...for reals. Kev and I are having a survivor draft tonight it's going to be epic. I suggest the same, it's a blast.
ReplyDeleteBad Tiny Danza!
ReplyDeleteTiny Danza can be a real shit (see what I did there?)! But, you, my dear, are a hilarious wife and Ryan is a lucky man. He is also right about chili tonight, though. That shit sounds awesome!
ReplyDeleteI received similar texts from my husband, except they were more like, "Hey you're not going to be home tonight, right? Cuz I was thinking of heading to the cigar lounge."
ReplyDeleteThat's true love, right there.
You have no idea how much this made me smile, and I needed that, as I am about to teach the WORST group of students ever. Well, only about 6 of them are terrible, but they're tanking the whole class, and I seriously dislike them. This has raised my mood and now I think I'll be able to get through the morning! Thanks!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSuch a thoughtful pet mommy! Haha! Enjoy your weekend.
ReplyDeleteW. O. W. This is SO fanfuckingtastic that if it were any better I would probably have rainbows shooting out of every pore on my body. Tiny Danza is amazing and I am super duper jealous right now. I keep trying to find/win/purchase/kidnap awesome and amazing tiny animals and whatnot, but they get to be pretty expensive. And elusive. I tried to bring a midget home the other day, but the store security stopped me. I tried to pull it off like he was my child, but the duct tape made it a little suspicious so I had to run.
ReplyDeleteI have just read your blog from the beginning (you know, that mad point that society deems all things should start from) till this post (you know, that mad post where one is very very glad to have come across such a brilliant blog).
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