I hope everyone had a very lovely Easter/Passover/Normal Weekend.
But I could have dealt with those two things. Especially since my mom and dad made me an Easter basket that contained, among other things, a magic wand, a small wind-up dinosaur for my collection at work, and Disney Princess chapstick.
Until THIS happened.
Upon arriving home from all of our Easter visits, Ryan informed me that since felt so bad about trying to ruin Christmas, he had devised a special Easter surprise for me. Because "I know how much you love holidays."
L: Not ALL holidays.
R: Right, of course I meant all holidays except for the Fourth of July. Which you don't like because your dad used to light really loud fireworks in the field by your house randomly in the week leading up to the Fourth of July.
|My sister and I argue about which was scarier: The firecracker incident, or the the time the bird flew in her car and its wing touched her face.|
L: What the hell!?
R: Yeah your mom told me about that one. But moving on, I have made you an egg hunt.
L: Really? That doesn't seem like something you would do.
R: Yes really, I did it while you were in the shower this morning. There are twelve plastic eggs. And they all have prizes in them.
L: **squeaking and flailing about**
R: Once you stop THAT you can start looking. But you can't open any of the eggs until you've found them all and some are really well hidden.
**Finds last egg in Ryan's toiletry kit**
**Opens first one egg and then all of the other eggs (saving purple egg for last because she is sure that is where Ryan would put a ruby if there was one included in this egg hunt) to find...**
L: Fine but I am fast-forwarding the naked parts. You are going to get no pleasure out of this viewing.
R: No deal.
|I told him to be America's Next Top Model. He would NEVER win obviously.|
AND, there was one purple plastic egg inside.
Which I opened to find...
An aerating divot.
Lots of love blogstalkers!! From me and my holiday-almost-ruining husband.
|I told him to make an Elf Face. This is what he did.|