Two – Got Obviously Ditched By My Sister. My sister Jordan, my maid of honor, one of my best friends, moved to
|I *THOUGHT* We Were Good Friends JORDAN.|
|Check out the body language and her fake smile. Things are definitely going downhill here. How did I not notice?|
Five – Took Proactive Steps To Ward Off A Serious Breakout I Could Just FEEL Bubbling Under My Skin, Waiting Until The Day I Had A Fancy Wedding To Attend To Make It’s Appearance.
Ryan: WHAT are you doing?
Lauren: Preventing zits CLEARLY. (I may have had like four to seven Biore nose strips on my forehead, cheeks, chin and obviously nose at this point.)
Ryan: You are NOT seriously trying to get in bed like that?
Lauren: What do you mean?
Ryan: Your face is covered in toothpaste. What is wrong with you this week?
I am pretty sure Ryan is going to be the next one to “move away.”
What’s up with you blogstalkers?