2. Eat dinners that do not actually contain any meat. I was a vegetarian for a while earlier in my life and I still enjoy meat free meals pretty frequently for lunch, just never for dinner. Because I could never serve a vegetarian meal to Ryan for dinner. Because Ryan is a MAN and RYAN NEED MEAT. Me..not so much. If there ever actually was a zombie apocalypse and Ryan and I turned into zombies he would walk around all "BRAAINS LIVERRS APPENDIXXES" and I would be all "FINGERNAAILS MUSTACHHES EARRWAX." I would be the worst zombie ever. Now for your viewing pleasure here is a picture of Ryan as a zombie.
|"What Happened To My Eye LAUREN?"|
|I Eat Murderers For Breakfast. Breakfast Isn't For Another Hour.|
UPDATE: Ryan read the last couple of paragraphs and then looked at me all incredulously and was like "I feel like I should start having you committed while I am out of town." And so I just pointed to my ring finger and was like "I AM committed RYAN. Remember? In Sickness and In Health, For Richer and For Poorer, Til DEATH Do Us Part?" And he was like "Well you've certainly got the sickness part down pat."
Also, turns out he DOES read the blog. Uh Oh.
|Stupid Ryan. I am in PERFECT Mental Health.|
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