- When you go to freshman orientation it’s probably a good idea to pack more than one pair of shoes. Because there is a chance you will be doing an undignified amount of walking during freshman orientation. And if you only pack one pair of brand spanking new sandals then you run the risk of acquiring some seriously major blisters and being forced to wear socks with your sandals because it hurts so much. And then you will make no friends at freshman orientation.
- There is a chance that you will not LOVE your roommate. This is OK. It is ok if you and your roommate like different music and study at different times and he/she is a vegetarian while you sometimes wake up with a sausage biscuit with one bite taken out of it under your pillow. You can deal with this and make other friends and hey, it’s only a year and then you can pick your roommate.
- There is also a chance unfortunately that you will not even LIKE your roommate, a chance that you might in fact be SUPER CREEPED OUT by your roommate because they have a boyfriend that is over forty that lives in Canada that they met on the internet who sends them lace nightgowns in the mail. This is NOT OK. This is when you get out. Because if you don’t then they will use your camera to take pictures of themself wearing the aforementioned lace nightgown to send to the aforementioned forty year old Canadian internet manfriend and then forget to delete them. And then you will be eating chocolate pudding and going through the pictures on your camera and you will scream and choke and there WILL BE CHOCOLATE PUDDING EVERYWHERE.
|My friends and me at the "library" in college. Me on right.|
|Davis - Always the only boy.|