My head – I have an active fantasy life – not in a sick way – I just sometimes (all the time) like to imagine I am cast as Natalie Portman’s better-looking younger sister in a critically acclaimed adaptation of a bestselling novel or that I can sing beautifully and dance like Britney S. Pierce (name that show!) and do sweet sweet musical collaborations with the Justins (Bieber and Timberlake duh) while all of my closest friends, looking somewhat (lots) less pretty than me, make up my nimble hip-hop dancing troupe. And then one day Justin Timberlake is all like “Lauren do you mind staying after rehearsal because…” Getting ahead of myself. I love YOU Ryan dear. And I would still love you (as an ex-wife loves her first husband with whom she is still friends) if Justin Timberlake loved me.
I am happy happy happy.